More Sass. More Snark.

24 Jul

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Because one blog about Snark and Sass, is never enough.  Two may not be enough either.  My new favorite topic! Live it Love it. Because, life is too short to not spend the morning, giggling. 😉

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Truer words…

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Easter was weeks ago!

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When walking one’s dog suddenly becomes a neighborhood picnic.

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True.

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Nothing like a tone of voice…even one that can transcend via email!  Such fun!!

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Or a bad year…or a bad several years.  🙂

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More like an actual steady Flow.

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Chardonnay and coffee.  Not always in that order.

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It’s a gift.

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Caution is absolutely advised. Proceed with caution.

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Best. Text. Ever.

 

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Good, solid advice.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Or soon to be best selling novels!

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Because I was busy thinking about me…

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This…is Not true.

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Funny, but doesn’t apply to me.  I can be wearing make up and people will ask, “aren’t you feeling well”?

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Nothing left to say

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Postage paid.

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Always trying to be the best I can be.  And funny…always try to be funny.  And surround yourself with people who find you funny.  Nothing better than a good audience.

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Or a woman scorned.

 

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I don’t.  It’s important that you know that.

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Been there,  Done that.

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Or come sit next to me.  An oldie, but goodie.  Not necessarily true, but funny nonetheless.

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Ignoring is so much better than giving a piece of your mind.

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Such a classic!

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Thankfully, I hear 60 is the new 40… so we have that to look forward to.

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Like looking in the mirror.

 


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Team Kourage.

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🙂

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I mean, seriously.

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Or maybe just nicer.

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I am happy the “just sayin”  is becoming a saying of the past.

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That and 15,000 daily steps!

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I did.  I really did.

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Just mostly.

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Choose wisely.

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A happy coincidence.  Love that!!

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😉

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It’s been fun plotting…

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Especially me!

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Exactly.

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Yes, I have!

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I am choosing to be younger.  As I say, never lie about your age…unless it’s a case of emergency, like should somebody ask your age!

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or Everything.

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Just, you know…Best. Quote. Ever!

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That I do.

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Welcome to my life. 🙂

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Welcome aboard!

 

 

 

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Karma… life’s way of getting even.

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Have a seat…it may take awhile.

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The delusion.  Yes, the delusion.

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Oh yes…

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This, it true.

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I cannot remember the last time I took a bubble bath.

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Truth

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This, sadly, is not true.

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Yeah, this happens to be very, very true!

Song of the Day:  Bruce Hornsby: The Range, Every Little Kiss.  

Everybody here’s a number, not a name
But I guess that’s all right with me
As I sit alone after a long day
In the absence of company
Oh I let my mind wander,
A thousand miles away
What I wouldn’t give for only one night
A little relief in sight
Or someday when times weren’t so tight

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Repeat after me. Not my Circus.  Not my Monkeys.

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Happy 18th Birthday, Mary!!  Cannot believe these 2 are but 4 weeks away from leaving for college.  As Deb said, and I agree, Cry me a river!

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And ain’t that the truth!  Off to continue my quest to have the Best. Summer. Ever!!

Have a Happy Friday!!

xoxo,

T.

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That I am!

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Not my problem!

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3 Responses to “More Sass. More Snark.”

  1. Carol S. July 24, 2015 at 9:01 am #

    Lots of snark and sarcasm to start my day, thank you very much. Smiled through the whole post. I really don’t like when people say “oh, you look so tired” after I’ve dolled myself up for a night out. They should see me when I’m really tired!!?? TGIF. Guess we gotta let these graduates fly…and pray for their happiness!

  2. Southern gal July 24, 2015 at 7:47 pm #

    Snarky will get you everywhere!! I laugh at your blogs each and every time!!

  3. Kim July 25, 2015 at 9:22 pm #

    Quite possibly the best collection of sarcasm I’ve ever seen! Bravo!!!!

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